Give me some suggestions if you'd like, but these are some of the DBU mottos I've come up with.

DBU - "home of the worst cafeteria food in the world"

DBU - "where $100,000 = speaking in chapel!"

DBU - "where the grass is always greener"

DBU - "jump in the Chrisitan box with us"

DBU - "where saying, 'effin'' is more popular than saying, "Jesus"

DBU - "home of the worst security in the world"

DBU - "home of the trustees from 1946"

DBU - "with a beautiful view of Mountain Creek Lake and the power plant to go with it!"

DBU - "where Gary Cook is the Way, Truth, and the Life" >

DBU - "we have a penis shape on every building"

DBU - "we love gazebos"

DBU - "we love to sit"

DBU - "where the real starbucks is" (HAHA!)

DBU - "we'll shove chapel down your throats!"

DBU - "don't even think about holding hands"

DBU - "let's crowd the dorms, and build apartments!"

DBU - "where you can walk into Lange, and see 20 year olds acting like they're real hot stuff"

DBU - "Is that a hair in my food..."

DBU - "mmmm.... raw meat"

DBU - "Your high school away from high school"

that's all I have time for right now, but y'all can give me suggestions as to what to put here next if you'd like.

thanks for reading.